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چهارشنبه 15 اردیبهشت 1389 :: نویسنده : هدیه
توی گمرك بین المللی یك دختر خوشگل كه یک موصاف كن برقی نو از
یه كشور دیگه خریده بود از یه پدر روحانی خواست كمكش كنه كه این 
موصاف كن رو تو گمرگ زیر لباسش بزاره و  بیرون ببره تا خانم خوشگله 
مالیات نده !
پدر روحانی گفت : باشه ولی اگه از من پرسیدند ، دروغ نمیگم.
دختر كه چاره نداشت قبول کرد.
دم گمرگ مامور پرسید :  پدر چیزی با خودت داری كه اظهار كنی ؟
پدر روحانی گفت : از سر تا كمرم چیزی ندارم!
مامور از این جواب عجیب تعجب کرد و پرسید : از كمر تا زمین چطور؟
پدر روحانی گفت: یه وسیله جذاب كوچیك كه زنها دوست دارند استفاده 
كنند ولی باید اقرار كنم كه تا حالا بی استفاده مونده !
مامور درحالی که به شدت می خندید گفت: خدا پشت و پناهت پدر. برو .

نوشته شده توسط هدیه در چهارشنبه 15 اردیبهشت1389 | موضوع: سرگرمی - طنز - هنر نظر بدهید




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